Haole’s Night Out
“Haole’s Night Out” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar, a haole guy ordered a beer. Holding the beer up … Continue reading Haole’s Night Out
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Portuguese Ransom
“Portuguese Ransom” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Portuguese woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a … Continue reading Portuguese Ransom
“Associate” In Filipino
“‘Associate’ In Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does Filipino use “associate” in a sentence? A) “I went inside da … Continue reading “Associate” In Filipino
Chinese 101 Exam
“Chinese 101 Exam” – e-Hawaii Joke 1. We have reason you are hiding a fugitive a. Hu ya hai … Continue reading Chinese 101 Exam
Chinese Supplies
“Chinese Supplies” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Hawaiian, a Samoan, and a Chinese guy applying for work at a … Continue reading Chinese Supplies
Calling A Filipino
“Calling A Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the Filipino lady cross da road? A) Her neighbor turned on … Continue reading Calling A Filipino
Portuguese Water Polo
“Portuguese Water Polo” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) You heard about da potagee water polo player? A) His horse wen drown! (Submitted … Continue reading Portuguese Water Polo
Pretty Samoan
“Pretty Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Eh what you call a Pretty Samoan girl? A) LUCKY! (Submitted via email by “Davis”) Continue reading Pretty Samoan
Filipino Vocabulary
“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO! Use TENACIOUS in a … Continue reading Filipino Vocabulary
Horny Japanese
“Horny Japanese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A) They vote. Get … Continue reading Horny Japanese
Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
“Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the new sushi bar on Bishop Street that caters … Continue reading Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
Monday Night Football
“Monday Night Football” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole and a Portagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said “I’ll … Continue reading Monday Night Football
Pearly Gates
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke One day Kimo comes home from work all distressed and worried. Kimo tells his mother that … Continue reading Pearly Gates
Portuguese Burgular
“Portuguese Burgular” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did da Portage burglar break two windows? A) One to get in, and one … Continue reading Portuguese Burgular
The Car Door
“The Car Door” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on … Continue reading The Car Door